So I just got married to my husband Dan. The wedding was perfect, intimate, everything I dreamed of. We were basking in newlywed bliss when my MIL, Karen, gave me a "special gift." Inside? A book titled "How to Be a Good Wife for My Son." I thought it was a joke, until I started reading. It was an ACTUAL LIST of rules I was expected to follow as Dan's wife. Meanwhile, Dan's opening HIS gift from mommy dearest. A CHECK. A fat one. I got a servitude manual, he got cash. And what's worse, in the ev