If after you successfully clean install Windows 11 or Windows 10 on your computer, and on the first boot, the computer gets Stuck on the Getting devices ready screen, then this post is intended to ...

Windows may sometimes get stuck on the "Getting Windows ready" screen while trying to install an update or start Windows. If you're stuck on the Windows Getting ready screen, give it plenty of time — ...

So, I don't need help with anything. I finally got everything working, it was just a long 4+ day struggle and I would love to hear speculation as to WTF was causing the issues I finally defeated.