The first-of-its-kind event felt like a collision of meme culture, bro podcast masculinity, and the ongoing effort to biotech-ify literally everything...you almost have to admire the commitment.

Over 100 cars, trucks, 50/50 drawing, food trucks, and music by DJ Don from Cruisin Orlando. Sponsored by City of Longwood. 5-8 p.m. May 10, Longwood Historic District, Church Avenue, Longwood, free.