Everyone by now has probably seen the original — and best; fight us — installment of the Star Wars franchise, and likely the ASCII-art animation version of it that improves greatly on the film by ...

Happy Star Wars Day, Geeks! I’m sure you all are familiar with the basis for this sentiment — specifically, “May the fourth be with you!” — that malapropism send-up of the famous line from George ...

Now this is the swankiest geek presentation of the original Star Wars IV I’ve seen yet. Some creative peeps have turned the entire movie into ASCII art which is now available using Telnet. If you want ...

Each Friday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from Golden State basements, thrift stores, estate sales, and flea markets. The Cover Promises: If you ...